<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Bourbon Rocks]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bourbon without the pretense.]]></description><link>https://neat.bourbonrocks.org</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ziB8!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd83f2cfd-97c3-4964-95e5-d0c17c61e6f5_1092x1092.png</url><title>Bourbon Rocks</title><link>https://neat.bourbonrocks.org</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 11:43:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://neat.bourbonrocks.org/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Bourbon Rocks]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[neat@bourbonrocks.org]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[neat@bourbonrocks.org]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Bourbon Rocks]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Bourbon Rocks]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[neat@bourbonrocks.org]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[neat@bourbonrocks.org]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Bourbon Rocks]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Bourbon. It Is What You Want It to Be.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A wolf, a fox, and the only honest answer in bourbon.]]></description><link>https://neat.bourbonrocks.org/p/bourbon-it-is-what-you-want-it-to</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://neat.bourbonrocks.org/p/bourbon-it-is-what-you-want-it-to</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bourbon Rocks]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:32:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c7416a62-2e10-4f48-9c86-7470e20e2245_1200x630.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somewhere outside Jackson Hole, I slowed a snowmobile because there was a wolf standing in the trail. Or there wasn&#8217;t.</p><p>We were a few days into a ski trip when we broke up the week with a snowmobile run, me driving a double sled at the front of the pack, on a scenic stretch that ran parallel to a winding river. We came around a bend and there it was. I eased off the throttle and it slipped into the trees before anyone behind us made the turn. We were the only ones who saw it. We weren&#8217;t mic&#8217;d up, so we just kept riding.</p><p>Our guide, we&#8217;d learn, was competing that night in the World Championship Snowmobile Hill Climb at Snow King Mountain. The midpoint of the ride was lunch at a cabin reachable only by snowmobile &#8212; or perhaps an Olympic cross-country skier. As we parked the sleds and I pulled off my helmet, I turned to my copilot: &#8220;Can you believe we just saw a wolf?&#8221;</p><p>Blank look. &#8220;Wolf? That was a fox.&#8221;</p><p>Who better to settle it than the local guide who rides these trails every day? I painted the picture for him &#8212; the bend, the creature, the two of us &#8212; and asked: wolf or fox?</p><p>He shrugged, smiled, and said, &#8220;It is what you want it to be.&#8221;</p><p>Twenty years later, I still don&#8217;t know what we saw. What I know is that in the moment, each of us would have bet anything on our own version. Same bend, same animal, same three seconds &#8212; two completely different certainties.</p><p>Bourbon runs on that exact kind of certainty. The reviewer who declares the leather and the stone fruit like he&#8217;s reading it off the label. The guy at the bar telling you what you&#8217;re tasting, mid-sip, as if your own mouth needs a second opinion. Two friends with the same pour from the same bottle, having two entirely different experiences. And somehow one of them is supposed to be wrong.</p><p>If they looked over at me to settle it, I&#8217;d give them the guide&#8217;s answer, because it&#8217;s the only honest one there is.</p><p>It is what you want it to be.</p><div><hr></div><p>What&#8217;s your version of the story &#8212; a bourbon that surprised you, or a pour you and a friend couldn&#8217;t agree on? Drop it in the comments. And if this is your first time here &#8212; welcome to Bourbon Rocks&#8482;.<br>&#8212;<br>Bourbon Rocks<br>bourbonrocks.org</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>